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Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
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Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'
Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
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Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
Chug Norris would be someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.
After that fifth of whiskey, Jimmy went Chug Norris on anyone who talked to him.
Lake Norris is the most wonderful place on earth. It is so beautiful. Everybody should go there at least once in their life. I am engaged to this place. Lake Norris is so beautiful I would wet my pants. Every time I go there I just feel like God himself. Pete Davidson could never compare to the beauty of Lake Norris.
OMG BITCH I LOVE LAKE NORRIS
when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris