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Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.
Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty
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An individual - goth or emo especially - that is evil on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside. The reverse of a panda who seems cute but really could scratch your face off.
marylin manson is a reverse panda
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When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away
"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"
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A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.
During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.
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A attractive Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a cute asian girl.
(as an attactive asian woman walks by) HAPPY PANDA!!!!
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A person that is like a shadow that wont leave u like another word for stalker.
Jon: man this girl wont stop following me, what a black panda.
Mike: wow my girl is one too, she is right in that bush right dere.
Jon: should we report them or nah? FUCKING BLACK PANDAS CAN SUCK MY DICK
*rustle*
girls voice: really?
guys: ahhhhh
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A talking panda with ninja powers that will kill you all.
Watch out for the OMGPOP PANDA- JIMMY! NO!!!!!
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