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person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.
An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.
The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids
Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.
it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!
normal person:what
A music artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for Children about to know she was trying to tease them by claiming it was about child abuse, since nobody but her could possibly decipher any of the lyrics written by her or others that wrote songs for her.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited (at least her image was) and wanted to pretend her songs supported others to make herself look good and wholesome, while also looking edgy and dangerous, to have the best that came with both worlds.
An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.
The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.
She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”