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Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010


disengagement ring

A ring of visible coke residue around one or both nostrils, resulting in unfortunate consequences, such as losing a fiancé etc.

You hear Steve's girl kicked him out of the house? Apparently he come home at 6 am with some fat disengagement rings round his schnozz...

by B-Ly4real October 10, 2015


loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023


Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.

'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,

by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012


Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018


Ring Knocker

A derogatory term for a Black Freemason. A "Ring Knocker" wears their gaudy Freemason ring, which is akin to a High School football championship ring, wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, and in unison, they knock their rings on the table to come in agreement with their Freemason beliefs. They are entitled douchebags who are in a half-assed cult and/or society group. Black Freemasons are on the lower rung of factions in the trade unions and other workgroup factions.

Nick: Hey Bill, I saw a group of six black guys at an Irish pub. They were all wearing suits and ties and had big rings. I tried to converse with them, but they were very uppity and talked about how knowledge is key. They kept knocking their rings on the table.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.

by Studs Lonigan III September 04, 2023


kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.

He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.

by Eveldore November 26, 2019