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This is the definition for SCHS in Racine, Wisconsin.
Apparently, it's been around since the Civil War and at one point had some thousand kids in attendance. Most of this is lore seeing as there is no possible way that such a broken down school could have earned that much revenue and exist in its current state.
The exterior looks friendly enough. There are bullet holes in the windows and some sort of dilapidated, playing field, once used for the ancients and their ballgames, now rendered entirely useless. No one is quite sure why it's there.
Enter the building and you are immediately alerted to the strong smell of feces. SCHS is a special school in that someone is responsible for having diarrhea in at least one of the toilets every day.
The social structure of the school is curiously divided into "STEPs" as opposed to homerooms. No one has any idea what the acronym means. Within each STEP, there is guaranteed at least 5-6 obnoxious sluts, 1-2 braggarts, 1 annoying punk, 3 people who don't go to STEP but smoke weed in the bathroom, 5-6 self-righteous jocks, 3-4 minorities and 1 loner.
Sports are a big issue at SCHS. If you're not in a sport, you suck. If you're in a sport but it isn't basketball or football, you suck. If you play basketball or football but you aren't a starter, you suck. If you're a starter but the team doesn't win 80% of their games, you suck.
Thus is life and existence at Saint Catherine's High School.
SCHS jock: "I hate Saint Catherine's High School. The teachers suck and the kids are fags. I'm going to Case."
Everyone else: *Thank the Lord*
SCHS female: "Don't you love Saint Catherine's High school?"
SCHS loner: "Not really."
SCHS female: "What a creep..."
Prairie School Student: "He was kicked out of Prairie, so now he goes to Saint Catherine's High School."
Lutheran High Student: "I was kicked out of Saint Catherine's High School, so now I go to Lutheran."
Walden Student: "I go to Walden, it's right next to Saint Catherine's High School!"
Case, Horlick, SCHS, Park, Lutheran and Prairie Students: "Who the hell are you?"
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A whole bunch of daddy's in one school. We are all rich and we don't have any competition. We beat every school in sports, looks, and penis size. We also take all of the Cathedral girls which make the little boys there salty.
Saint Augustine High School is cool
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The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!
Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.
Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.
Lyle: Hell Yeah!
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A school full of mainly rich white boys. Yes, out of 800 kids, they might have two kids on financial aid. Full of people who pretend to love obama due to the fact that it is rather trendy but they really all love Mccain,like me. Many try to act manly but if you going to fight one, the hardest part is trying to catch them befor they escape to thier BMW's. They love St. Agnes girls and dislike Incarnate Word. They hang out in cliques and don't like others.
Those kids from Saint thomas high school are so fucking dumb.
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Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.
To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.
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A place for basic white girls and privileged white boys that turn you atheist because of the religion classes you’re forced to attend. It’s campus is tiny and sketchy people hide behind the water house in the back field and a hell where you are forced to conform to the standard norm of plaid skirts, white button down shirts, and a big bulky blazer.
Catie: What School do you go to?
Rose: I go to Saint Patrick Catholic School.
Catie: Ugh. You go to *that* school.
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An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.
Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
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