Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread’
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’
A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing
‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’
A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’
A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.