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A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"
Student: *falls flat on face*
Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand
It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
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Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
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sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..
WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL
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