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The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
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The typical teleprompter speech by President Obama that sexually excites Chris Matthews, Keith Obermann,Obama, and other progressive douche bags
Did you hear Obama's latest stroke speech about amnesty?
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.
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Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!
Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap
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A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.
I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.
Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.
A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.
Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.
im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking
1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers
2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it