Two hours

The amount of time you are mad at your dog for pissing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. Can apply to anyone that you can't stay mad at.

Rob didn't call me when he said he would. I got pissed but then he pulled that two hours shit. T_T

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turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

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two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

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two words

Emphatic description, always followed with an adjective not of two words.

Two words: fabu-lous.

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Two Six

A latino street gang named after 26th ST in Chicago's Little Village community. The gang was originally a neighboorhood baseball team called the Two Sixers but formed as a street gang in the 1960's. One of Two six's biggest rivals is the Latin Kings.

Hey ese, look at that vato walkin down 26th, he wearin' black & tan, he must be a Two Six.

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Part two

Part two of my two-part definitions

This is part two.

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two trips

A woman with an ass that is so big, when she hauls ass she has to take two trips.

did you see her ass? Yeah, that was two trips at least.

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