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KWC is an acronym for: Keys, Wallet and Cellphone
KWC Check is a kind of a quick process where you check if you have your Key, Wallet and Cellphone with you or not in relevant situations such as when leaving your home for work, or while leaving a party or a friend's place or a restaurant.
Have you done your KWC Check?
Oh shit. I forgot to do my KWC check before leaving. Now, I don't have my wallet with me :(
The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).
Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check
a way to reserving your seat fo a certain amount of time. It works by calling "seat check" before leaving your seat. This insures no one may sit in your seat, however another person may sit there but only until the "seat checker" returns. A key point of this is making sure your persons your around understand and use seat check, or your seat will be jacked with no mercy.
Seat Jack: this is simply a way of insuring a persons seat will be taken by you. By calling "seat jack" before a person calls seat check and after that persons but leaves their seat, you have in effect "jacked" their seat.
Different groups of people use different rules so be sure to ask for "The Rules of Your Seat Check" before leaving your seat, when with a new group of people. The number one most important thing about "Seat Check/Jack" is that they CANNOT be disobeyed. The "Check/Jack" when called stays, until the time limit is reached.
Depending on who you are "Checking" your seat with, there will be a time limit. This means after the seat is checked, that seat is only on reserve for normally 5 minutes. So that after 5 minutes without the "seat checker" returning, the seat may be "jacked." Simple right?
Some variations include:
1) not called seat check but "quack quack:" meaning "quack quack, no seat jack"
----called the same way as seat check----
2) many different time limit are used, most widely used being 5 minutes but up to 20 when going to the bathroom, persay.
3) ALWAYS a safe thing to do is
- make sure seat check/jack and quack quack are understood
- then while still sitting, call "seat check quack quack!" or if with a highly educated group call "seat quack!"
- make sure another person hears you call it, look them in the face and say it!
Again, always obey seat check and quack quack, always!
person a: "seat check"
person b: damn
person a: "quack quack!"
person b: yes finally a seat
person c: nope sorry, he called quack quack
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It's the malady that sets in when the user realizes "services" like Foursquare are a complete and utter waste of time.
Hey, I just became Mayor of my workplace! When do I get my pay rise?
Heh - that's only because Mary stopped checking-in on Foursquare. She has total check-in fatigue.
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Code used by gangsters for checking to see if someone is fine and Dandy (hence the D).
This when done to normal citizens is to remind them that they are just mere normal citizens. However this can also be used from gangster to gangster, in this case it becomes a G-Check.
Gangsta 1: You good yeah?
Normal citizen: Yes I'm fine thanks (thinks phew that was just a d-check and not a mugging).
Or
Gangsta 1: You good yeah?!
Gangsta 2: chssst (kisses teeth), what you mean. I'm gonna chef you up and then lick all your jewellery. How dare you d check me, I'm a real g famalam. What. What. What. What.
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The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.
Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!
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A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer
*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro
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