Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.

Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.

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Plethora of clam

Large quantities of vagina or group of women

A plethora of clam unloaded from the bus

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clam streak

The moist streak left behind after a stripper slides down the stripper pole.

Associated sound affect Spleeh

"Dude, that chick left the most intense clam streak"

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clam splashing

The female equivalent of "sword fighting".

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.

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clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

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Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

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Clam trap

a gross vagina, normally been around the block

dont go near her clam trap

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