Random
Source Code
Random
A girl lays on her back at the foot of the bed with her legs spread and her feet behind her head. A naked guy with a boner leaps off the bed and tries to land it in her vagina.
I almost broke my dick last night giving some bitch the Flying J.
21👍 8👎
(Verb) To ride inside the trunk of a vehicle, generally against one's will, usually postmortem.
We gotta ditch this car outside the city, there a body flying coach.
17👍 5👎
Invented by the Xingu indians of the Amazon Rainforest, The Flying Jaguar is one of the oldest tricks in the book. It's the act of mounting one's self upon an object higher than your target and jumping off onto them. This usually results in soreness of the back and the occasional concussion. The Flying Jaguar can be applied in numerous environments ranging from a bunk bed or bus seat to an Iquito Tree in the amazon.
He's asleep, lets flying jaguar his bitch ass!
15👍 5👎
A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
"Oh, yeah. I flying zombied that bitch last night."
17👍 6👎
When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
17👍 6👎
When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.
Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick
two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.
Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta