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1990's addict from Inland Empire. Tweeker.
Paul's People kick it in La Sierra neighborhood.
A 1986 coup d'etat that became a so-called revolution, no thanks to some economic hitmen and greedy oligarchs jealous of Ferdinand Marcos, who was able to prevent an oil crisis that ravaged many Western countries in the 1970's. It signaled the end of 13 years of peace, progress and stability and the return of the oligarchs that fucked the Philippine nation and its citizens.
Jake: Are you going to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the "People Power Revolution"?
Raul: No way. I'm sick and tired of that shit. Plus, I am not a Yellow Zombie and I don't like the so-called celebrities that are part of that self-serving "celebration".
Jake: Yeah. And what kind of government are we in? A mixture of a kakistocracy, theocracy and elite democracy. Can't wait for 2016, so I can cast my vote for Bongbong Marcos.
Raul: Me too. Can't wait for him to become president in 2016!
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a person or people who are mainstream; they follow the majority and think it's cool
Person 1: look at everyone wearing hollister and abercrombie. i don't understand the point.
Person 2: i know. they're all corny people.
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What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.
Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.
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The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.
Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.
Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"
Alicia sprays the ants...
Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*
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Lit people- okay no ahem
First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-
Anyways...
People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).
"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"
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Tall people love swallowing others whole, they think it is funny to step on migets. They are superior and everyone bows down to them. If they dont, they get eaten alive :).
Short person: PLZ dont eat me!!
Tall Person: *Steps on them* Yum Dinner
Tall people will eat anyone they dont like
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