When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.
when someone puts their hand in a guys pocket and plays with their cock
i put my hand in jonny's pocket and played with his POOL STICK
A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.
B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!
Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you
Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.