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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 6, 2022


Problemic

A word that I swear used to exist in and before the aughts, especially in academic literature, but there is no evidence online, aside from some academic articles. Another Berenstain/ Berenstain Bears phenomenon.

Notably, the date of the invention of the "word problematic" keeps changing. However, it was invented in the sixties. In the late 1800s, problematical was a more common pseudoword than problematic. Word usage history charts may change after posting this definition.

Problemic Issues of Deploying Cooperative Intelligent Transport Systems During of Digital Transformation

by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024


problemics

argument on problems so as to sort them out. From 'problem' and 'polemics'.

The parties are now in problemics to work out a plan for reducing grinding poverty in the country.

by uttam maharjan December 31, 2011


Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023


Pussy Problems

A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.

"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"

by sleepdeprival February 5, 2022


pussy problem

A kind of problem which only a whiny little son of a bitch will have.
Suppose someone saying, "I can't concentrate on my studies because my room's vibe is off" here you go a classic pussy problem

Complaining about not being able to focus on the game because your gaming mouse's rgb doesn't feel right is the epitome of a pussy problem

by whinylittlesonofbitch July 7, 2024


that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021