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Rambo Ridiculousness Scale: the R.R.S. is based on the progressively preposterous nature of the Rambo series, the score is attributed (if the film is in fact worthy) in correspondence to the level of ridiculousness it shares with the Rambo movie (score from 1-4), and its inability of the film to inspire belief through the improbability of the events taking place on screen.
I did end up watching "the day after tomorrow" and I can now safely say it rates a 2 on the rambo ridiculousness scale, if not a low 3...
4👍 2👎
A scale that cuts out 6 un essential numbers when rating girls with your friends.
1- ew why would anyone wanna hit that
2- I wouldn't, but I can see how you might want to
3- I definitely would but if you wouldn't I could see why
4- if you wouldn't hit that, you might be gay.
You don't know about the 4 point scale? It's the new wave.
4👍 1👎
The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.
The Line of Equality
As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.
h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl
For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.
To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.
Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!
7👍 3👎
This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.
The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights
(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)
Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness
Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!
A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.
Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket
A macho: I hate your tights
3👍 26👎
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio used the Peanut Scale and contemplated taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
1👍 5👎
A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".
Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.
8👍 5👎
Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.
I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!
3👍 1👎