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When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.
*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
When your masterbaiting into your own mouth
Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.
When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine
False claimers not from no where for real
“On neighborhood crip(Vegas crips) ” girl tae was just claiming hoods not to long ago…
To receive an absolutely horrible and bizarre handjob.
I work up with cuts on my dick after I was taken to vegas
when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.
cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha