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When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.
"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."
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The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.
Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.
The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.
Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.
Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.
Your a real ass nigga. Also means you like to eat the booty.Hard work and determation makes you not get tired. Kevin gates dont get tired. Kevin gates also eats a lot of booty.
Hey kevin you gonna take a nap today? Well I don't get tired.
I got 6 jobs I dont get tired.
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Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.
One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.
Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.
This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
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To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
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A cunning plan to get rid of George Bush. Adapted from a Doctor Who episode, where the Doctor overthrows Harriet Jones' Government with 6 little words "Doesn't she look tired" which results in people speculating she is ill, and leads to a vote of no confidence.
The idea is to spread the idea that Bush looks tired to the same effect, and could also be seen as one big experiment to see if it works. Began as a meme on livejournal.
So, if you would like to take part in the experiment, or hate Bush and want to get rid of him, pass it on.
Doesn't Bush look tired?
You know, I think he does. I just mentioned that to my Mum and she agrees.
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