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Repeating a question even though it's been answered already.
M: Ok we will go to the card shop on Thursday
T: Hey M can you go to the cardshop on thursday?
M: Are you pulling a tommy?
Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes
When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god
‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’
Tommy..innnit is a online sensation with around 2399 followers, and averages around 50-100 veiws
Tommy.. innnitt
He is massive man with a giant...house and he loves to play with his friends :). He dad drives him around in a Maserati because he is a chad. He also lives in..well if you want the address you have to sign up to my only fans. Tommy is a sexy beast of a train and if you ever meat him you need to slap his ass. Anyway le deluge is the best bed bud anyone can ask for.
Bed bud: TOMMY NOT THERE PLEASE
Tommy huggy: You dont have choice kido.