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turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021


turbo tom

The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film

Turbo Tom back at it again with the white vans

by T1bsy March 17, 2016


Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 30, 2017


turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.

My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.

by Skoo_buh February 17, 2023


turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 2, 2017


Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie

Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.

by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023


Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019