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Twilight

I like Twilight. It is about a girl, Bella, falling in love with a vampire, Edward. This is a story about STEPHANIE MEYER'S INTERPRETATION OF VAMPIRES!!! What I found with Twilight, saved my life. I was at a point where i would do anything to look better. Once I read Twilight, I realized that there is someone out there that will love me for my IMPERFECTIONS just as Edward loved Bella.

I hate when people try to compare Twilight to Harry Potter! Yes, they are both fantasy novels but seriously! you are going to compare a book with Vampires to a book with Warlocks and Witches!!!! NO COMPARISON!!!! I LOVE BOTH HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT!

So get over yourself with comparing TWO SEPARATE SERIES!!! it is not worth the time!

a: "I love Twilight!"
b: "Harry Potter is WAYYY better!"
a: "Who care's they are nothing alike in the first place!"
b: "Still, Harry Potter is way better!"
a: "who cares? shut up already!!!!"

by twihard93 March 18, 2011

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Twilight Buzzkill

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.

Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)

by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


twilight movie

A terrible movie. It sucks ass. Everybody is so fucking pale.

The Twilight movie sucks. to bad hot topic had to promote this shit.

by sage thunder March 27, 2010

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twilight haze

the state of mind one falls into after finishing a twilight book. the first twilight book is probably the strongest point of the haze.

long-time twilight fan: hey, is Megan done reading Twilight?
twilight fan 2: yeah! she finished it last night!
long-time twilight fan: oh! good! now we can talk about it with her!
twilight fan 2: not yet, man. shes still in the twilight haze. wait until she gets over the shock.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twilight Nerd

The Person who looks rather ugly and has no friends. These people like the movie series Twilight. These people usually have no friends other than other "Twilight"

Wow look at that Twilight Nerd with all his other nerdy friends. That one even has a Twilight t-shirt!

Wow what a queer.

by the only other guy February 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twilight

The best piece of literary brilliance to hit the shelves since Harry Potter. SM is practically a god and has made tween girls all around the world go nuts about it.
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan whilst being the most cliche couple ever create a school yard romance worthy of Romeo and Juilet but without the horrible end and boring play write.
The surrounding elements Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Esme and Carlisle are probably more interesting than the main interest Bella and Edward.

People would prefer to hear their story than the likes of Bella and Edward.
:)

Edward loves Bella, twilight

by Twilight freak3432 May 2, 2010

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Twilight tweaker

One that is obsessive and spends continuous time on the topic of reading/discussing/rambling about the famous Twilight series.

Chick 1:Edward is so hot!
Chick 2:Ya, Bella doesn't even deserve him.
Dude: so many girls are twilight tweakers now days..

by Blonathan Pars August 3, 2009

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