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When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"
Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .
The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.
I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.
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A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.
Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.
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Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important
OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter
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