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When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.
Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Chinese Unicorn rather than jerk off first.
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The Agreeable Unicorn is a sex move specifically made for men with man buns or top knots. A dildo is wrapped up in the hair of the man bun or top knot, and is then used to penetrate a sexual partner. This was aptly named because someone with a dildo wrapped up in their hair looks like a unicorn, and the act of penetrating a partner looks like the unicorn nodding yes in agreement.
Katie was giving Jonathan booty, then he took the rubber band out of his hair and wrapped a dildo up in his long luscious locks, then Jonathan gave Katie the Agreeable Unicorn to her satisfaction.
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an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one
a sarcastic response to a question
Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.
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More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.
Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.
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When a person (usually an exotic entertainer) places an amount of glitter into his/her rectum and then flatulates a sparkling cloud onto another person. This service is usually performed for a fee in addition to the normal tip.
"Scott" got a unicorn kiss from the cowboy at Gloria's on his bachelor party, but he was so drunk, he still doesn't' know.
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shit that is never going to happen
Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.
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Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.
The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.
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