The sexual act of the female while having a yeast infection getting the males counterpart (pepperoni stick) inside her.
Bonus Points if she’s menstruating also, true West Virginias know that a pepperoni roll isn’t complete without the red sauce and olivario pepper chunks.
Babe bend over, I’m about to give you a West Virginia Pepperoni Roll!
Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.
Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”
When lighting strikes a pull, sending an electric current into an oven and frying a rat to death.
Malacky lived in an apartment and got West Virginia Fried Rat when a lighting storm struck.
A mixed drink containing 5 parts mixed Tang and 2 parts of the cheapest bourbon able to be found.
That West Virginia Space Shuttle sure will get you off.
When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.
Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.
A West Virginia Steam Pipe is the act of burping into someone’s mouth, followed by them inhaling it and burping up the others persons burp. Making a combined burp.
“I was making out with my girl and I burped in her mouth as a joke, and she gave me a West Virginia Steam Pipe! I think I’m in love.”
A school full of so many band kids that all the sport teams suck. Can't win a Homecoming game but at least the band looks cool. Had an electrical fire in 2020 and had to ship the students to a different school. Overall the only thing it has going for it is that the school itself is pretty and the band can play Game of Thrones
"Did you hear Grafton High School Virginia burned caught fire for the 3rd time today?"
"Again?"