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The process or act in which the labia of the woman's vagina gets caught due to friction from the insertion of a member or object, and is pulled partially or completely inside the vaginal canal causing discomfort and or pain. (usu. due to a lack of lubrication)
my girlfriend complained that I didnt use enough lubrication and suffered from intermittent vaginal-undertoe.
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When the saucy blood of a woman's period comes out like the delicious Ragu sauce that you put on your yummy spaghetti.
I was going to fuck her but she had some serious Vaginal Ragu
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This a resting, breath easy period. Legs akimbo, juices left where they are-time to reflect on ones most recent sexual escapades.
"After a good hard banging like a salvation army drum, Your gash is prob gagging for.....
Vaginal Recess"
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A douche-y asshole
Guy 1: Man, that Steve guy is an asshole
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move
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A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.
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A term used to describe the labia majora that discoloured because somebody painting it with iodine solution for fun...
This is done to prevent rape in some tribe in Indonesia
Tomorrow is your wedding day, don't apply the solution or else your black vagine will not clear up in time.
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Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
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