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Literally the most prettiest and coolest person I've ever met I'm so glad I met her and I really hope we could see eachother soon.
Rosario/Valentine is a good gf
Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
Extremely gorgeous, and sexyy Victoria secret model
Gycella Valentine is very gorgeous
(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
A sex act when someone shits on your chest
Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine
A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do