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van Gogh

(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.

Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.

by Seth22 May 19, 2006

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Loh van

Useless things that exist

Mosquitoes are loh van

by swh7777 December 17, 2019

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raped van

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

by adamns rapist December 29, 2022

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Van Gogh

During the course of a girl performing filacio and nearing the state of climax, the male distracts the girl, causing her to remove her mouth from the male's penis and turn her head. At this moment, the male then finishes by ejaculating in the ear that is closest to his penis.

Yo man how was last night with that jont?

Dude, it was awesome! She gave me head!

Oh for real, good shit. How did it go down?

Well as she was going down, before I nut I was like, "Yo look over there!" Then she turned her head and I Van Gogh'd the shit out of her!

LMAO! Nice job man. I'm proud of you dog. Keep it hood nigga.

by realtalkjuggie February 24, 2012

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Van Damme It

What you yell when you are with someone who's party piece is to do the splits.

"Dude, Johnny is wasted again! Hey Johnny Van Damme It!"

by ShannyMacCorn September 8, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Van Wyk

'''Diaan van Wyk'''(born January 19, 1981 in Roodepoort) is a South African right handed batsman and wicketkeeper who plays for Gauteng in South African domestic cricket.

Preceding his first-class career, Van Wyk had a distinguished role as a backyard cricket player. Using his brilliant cricketing mind in strategy as captain and his fantastic eye batting in the 1st-drop position, Van Wyk 'burnt the record books' as one journalist stated' in his career with the Denistone Dingoes, NSW, Australia and Gauteng.

One can not mention the name Van Wyk, however, without giving mention to his partner in crime, Dick Van Johnson. A talented all-rounder himself, it was not unusual to see 'VJ' or 'Ivo' (as he was affectionately known)opening both the bowling and batting.

The third element in the highly successful '3V' combo was Timothy 'VVS' Steyn ('''V'''ery '''V'''ery '''S'''teyn.) A demon fast bowling all-rounder, Steyn initially found fame as a 14-year-old when he killed two men (Dilmah 'The Nawab of Pataudi' Arndt and Towelly Hayes) with sharp bouncers.

Doing a Van Wyk means to be a freakn at everything (ie that guy is a van wyk!)

by Van Wyk January 24, 2008

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Van life

A bad reference to thug life used by predominantly well off, good looking people who very temporarily live in a van and post lots of selfies hoping to become social influencers. This is nothing like the actual homelessness or poverty that leads people to live in vehicles, it is a privilege similar to the tiny house movement. It relies heavily on photo ops in iconic places that people only learn about on Instagram, not as actual nature enthusiasts. Most #vanlife photos are taken of skinny white blonde women in underpants β€œhaving fun” or β€œ just living a modest life”.

β€œI never knew what true freedom was until I experienced # van life” (selfie caption of young blonde girl in a thong doing yoga)

by Marina 42069 October 30, 2021

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