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A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://
And is mentally not stable and will never be
The vegan teacher:
*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”
Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.
Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.
Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!
Following a Ento-Vegan diet instead of a Vegan diet makes it much easier to get a desirable amount of beneficial vitamins, minerals, essential amino acids & other nutrients not easily found in substantial amounts and/or bioavailable form in plant-based foods.
1.the effect of going into a restaurant and there is nothing vegan on the menu. 2. finding out that a vegan friendly restaurant has taken a vegan item off the menu. 3. the effect of being hungry while out and people offer you a salad.
I had a vegan meltdown when I found out that the tofu pita was taken off the menu.
Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.
Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.
When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."
"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.
"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)