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A Virgin Lord is someone who leads a group of virgins against the unclean and unfit nonvirgins. They are part of the Virgin Order and help push the goals of a Darth Virgin the leader of 12 Virgin Lords in his court. They are the backbone of the Virgin Order and live and breath the idea of being a virgin. They can punish members of the Virgin Order if they believe that they are committing nonvirgin behaviour. This included the injection of barbeque sauce into their veins. Virgin Lords are almost the epidemy of virgins. Requirements include being male, a virgin, and unfuckable.
Rick: "Have you saw our Virgin Lord lately, I can't find him?"
John: "Yes, our Virgin Lord is at his house meeting with the other Virgin Lords"
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A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
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Someone who feels that by not giving into their lusts, they are doing something good for themselves and for society. People who feel this emotion aren't social outcasts, losers, or romantically inept. In today's society, losing one's virginity is quite an easy task, with hookers, booty calls, and fuck buddies so easily available -- it's resisting temptation that's hard.
By protecting themselves from STDs, unwanted pregnancies, emotional damage, and needless regrets, many people who hold off on sex until marriage feel some measure of virgin pride.
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A sex act that involves a socially retarded high school age boy inventing an unfeasable and physically impossible sex act with a ridiculous name and then submitting it to the Urban Dictionary editors. He may perform this alone or with another male, but will more than likely never do it in the presence of a female. Statistics show that performing the "Urban Virgin" can cause blindness, hair growth on the palms and sterility. A recent public opinion poll revealed that 10 out of 10 females would never consider having even normal, missionary position intercourse with males who practise the "Urban Virgin".
Dude, come to my house after 6th period and we can pull some Urban Virgins. My mom just bought Hot Pockets. That reminds me. Know what an arizona hotrock is?
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A girl who has not even had a finger in her vagina, so she is a virgin to fingers.
Suzy was a finger virgin until last night on our date. It was tight and there was blood on my fingers afterward, but she isn't a finger virgin anymore.
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Non-virgins taking the vow of virginity until... well they have sex again.
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Describing a person (Usually age 30+) who lives in their parents basement, and would rather play video games such as WoW/Counter-Strike or hang out in online chatrooms/IRC than go out into the real world and have a tangible social life.
In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin.
I have not seen Jeff since World of Warcraft was released, He must have turned into a Basement Virgin.
Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese.
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