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A wakee is a good looking guy who get all the girls. He is the best video game player and he is kind,loyal,responsible,and caring person in the world. He is also Brave not scared of anything or anyone. Wakee can treat a girl right buy her anything she want and make her feel safe by his side.This nice guy name wakee is a classic man.He always get money and never be broke if somebody ask him for money he will put a couple dollars in there pocket.Finally He has the biggest dick and know How to use it.He is very wise and super cool and smart also will have a good dream job
Wakee is a male you is loyal and a Brave person
The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
A Chinese phrase meaning the smoke that follows the opium pipe or the state of being high that accompanies use of opium.
"Don't ask him questions now, he's in the wake of the dragon."
A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."