Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
When you nut on someone in a Walmart
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.
Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts
David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo
Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales
Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart
Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?