When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web
I totally spider webbed this booty hole last night
frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.
Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.
Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.
I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.
the web browser Safari in french.
I searched le' Safari e' Web all day long and i couldn't find google.com!
A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.
"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."
"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."
"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."
"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."
"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"
Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.
"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."