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When it is 4:20 (am or pm) and you don't have any weed to blaze, the closest thing would be to set a dandelion (common lawn weed) on fire. Dandelions are used for wishing. Therefore, a wish should be made at 4:20. These are generally more effective than 11:11 wishes, because marijuana actually has direct effects on people.
Person 1: it's 4:20, blaze it
Person 2: Time to make a weed wish!
Device used used exclusively in the Mahoning Valley (similar to a Weed Whacker or String Trimmer) that cuts/trims/"Whips" weeds.
Hey Mike, I got a letter from the city about my overgrown grass and my lawn slicer is broked, can I borrow Your Weed Whipper?
This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.
HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.
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One who scams, tabs, bums or in some severe cases thieves another persons ganja and/or finds persuasive tactics to make the smoking of the herb more pleasurable to his/herself by diminishing the enjoyment of fellow marijuana smokers, or by denying any buds to spare to there always generous buddies who are really croking for a toking.
Examples:
1.You don't have a bud to spare do you? I smoked all mine.
2.Listen man, your going to have to keep the bowl brewing for me, my hands are to cold.
3.Thanks for smoking me up man, ill pay you later, i need my five bucks to get a half.
4.Come on man, i coughed, that doesn't count as a puff.
5.Oh sorry dude, i thought you said five puff pass.
6.Thanks for lending me your pipe bro, i cleaned all the rezzin out for you.
7.Sorry man i have to nip this joint, i need some for when i get home.
8.I smoke up with a weed fiend and didn't get high :(
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Cartel imported low grade Mexican brown weed that you must smoke copious amounts of to feel a effect.
Damn this work weed is giving me a fucking head ache.
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One person in a group of stoners who feels the need to look like they know something about weed and criticizes everybody elses weed
Weed critic: Dude that blunt is way to fat it'll never light
Me: Just shut the fuck up and take a toke
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Person who supplies a party, gathering or function with marijuana and marijuana like accessories at no cost also has a high knowledge of how to grow and other marijuana related tips and tricks
Guy 1 This is some good ass weed what kind is this?
Guy2 I have no idea, go ask the weed master over there
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