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A fuckboy who's girl is too stupid to know he's a fuckboy.
If she only knew her boyfriend was a luck boy.
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.
Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small
Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
Devising your own destruction.
When you're lucky but you don't feel and get anything because of your own foolishness or blindness. Hence, you define your own path and don't depend on luck.
Example..
K - "Hey! You believe in luck?"
A - " fuck the luck! I own my present and future"
a bum bitch who thinks someones boyfriend likes her after he's even said to her face he doesn't and she continues to spread rumors about it (btw the gif below looks like her because she's a blonde)
boy: "I don't like you allie luck"
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
An unstoppable force of unexplained universal powers. Only Gary is blessed with this. No matter what happens in the end, Gary Luck will always make sure things work out for the better for Gary.
Typical Gary luck , " Gary has just acquired free money "