i-stooge

a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.

"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"

I try

When you are only mediocre at something and one one gives you more praise then you deserve.

Girl "You are really sweet"
Guy "I try"

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i rember

Used by chads and sigma males.

Beta males and virgins aren't allowed to use this word

Virgin Beta Male: bro i forgor 💀

Chad sigma: Bro shut the fuck up i rember

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I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

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I guess

If there’s a yes or no question, people usually say this if they are uncomfortable responding with yes or no. OR, someone says something to them and they feel obligated to agree and don’t want to come off as rude, but don’t actually agree one bit!

Person 1: Isn’t she sooo nice?

Person 2: I guess...

Person 1: you’re like SOOO good at soccer right?
Person 2: I mean I guess

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I-95

The American Autobahn. Interstate-95, also known as I-95, runs 1,927 miles down the East Coast from Maine to Florida though most major cities including Boston, Providence, New York City, Newark, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington D.C., Richmond, Savannah, Jacksonville and Miami.

Interstate 95 is one of the most well-known, most important, and heaviest travelled highways in the Interstate system. It serves and connects the major cities along the Northeast corridor, and it is the major north-south highway along the east coast. It is the longest north-south Interstate highway, and it passes through the most states (15) of any Interstate.

There is no general speed limit as speed is of the utmost importance, while safety is not even an afterthought.

Yo! Ima jump on the I-95 down to Miami to get dat llello from Tony Montana so I can roll me a primo. A'ight, peace!

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I iSteady I

The best CoD player in the world. Most unmatched player in the game.

The best player that i have played with is I iSteady I.

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