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An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
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having anal sex with a girl and pulling your cock out and letting her suck it
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used in hebrew to describe a person which isnt connected to reality
"I dont know whats her problem"
- "well, she lives in a movie..."
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having sex with a real live woman
Man with head like balls always wanted to have live sex.
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A man's penis, part of his junk.
That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.
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Xbox Live is the Anti-Christ himself. He takes over homes, lives and ruins marriages and relationships. Keep getting on Xbox Live everyday and before you know it you are homeless because your wife and kids left you because you were to drawn in by Satan himself. Start saving money now so you can pay for your kids therapy in 10 years. They're wondering why daddy didn't love them enough to stop playing xbox and play with them! Xbox live is for 30 something low life pussies to bully 10 year old little rich boys. Go ahead and ruin your life get on Xbox live today!
Daddy is on Xbox Live again...Mommy why doesn't he love us enough to just play with us one afternoon instead of get on Xbox Live and talk to people he don't even know?
Mommy: I don't know sweetue why your dad is a complete loser and playing with the devil. Hopefully these 10 year olds can support him because we are leaving his ass tommorrow morning!
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Yhe best thing that happened to the video game industry
Hey, yo, hit me up.im semi pro and under sponsorships in Halo 2!!My Xbox Live Gamertag is Xx Anthraxz xX . So hit me up,k?(im no terrorist.i love the US of A...im Canadian. lol
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