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a Spring chicken, dresses for Summer, born in Fall; a man of all seasons
He's a total Johnny Depp! No way he's more of an Andrew Winter.
The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.
Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.
About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.
I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!
When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it
Peppermint whipped cream on titties.
Man her winter nips tasted so good.
The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
A drop shot of 50/50 Rumple Minze and vodka dropped into half a glass of soda water with a dash of bitters. Created by an ethnically contrived bartender living in Bellingham Washington.
“Damn man that weird bartender from the Royal keeps trying to push Siberian Winters on my customers and nobody wants to drink that shit... it’s honestly getting kind of desperate”
Caitlin is someone who is kind and someone who is happy to be your friend but when you you do something wrong she will never forgive you again. But she may not be the best looking person she will be happy with anyone who treats her right she will be happy.
A:Is Caitlin winter pretty?
B:How's Caitlin winter?