poop clam

When a female wipes her self from back to front after going to the bathroom

Last night I went down on her she smelled liked she wiped from back to front ending up with a nasty poop clam .

Making Poops

The act of taking a dump. Taking a shit. Going # 2.

"Wheres Wes"?
"He's in the lavatory, making poops".

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Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

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Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -

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poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.

"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."

"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."

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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

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fairy poop

Fairy poop is a crusty substance that is created by a fairy (or multiple fairies) defecating in the corner of your eyes while you sleep, in the middle of the night.

That little fairy shit in my eye! Now I gotta clean this fairy poop out!

Goddamn it! I got some fairy poop on my eye, and now they wont open!

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