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Similar to a flying yamagooch, except the woman is placed on the erect penis whil the man is standing, then he runs and jumps, landing and sliding acss a surface. Said to be almost as painful.
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The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
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You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.
After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not
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Typically used to reassure someone that an event is insignificant and should not be worried about. Also used as a variation of "no big deal".
Friend: "I'm so worried about this test tomorrow..."
Me: "Chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird. No need to worry about it!"
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a high impact low rate of fire sniper rifle from the vanguard, also widely considers to be the best pvp sniper currently
noooooo he got me with a 1kstare (1000 yard stare)
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A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...
Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
Lou : Please don't talk to me...
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When you dispose used condoms everywhere along with many other misc. items.....
After Kevin leaves...."Man this place looks like a west virginia junk yard"
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