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When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.
I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.
If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.
We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.
Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...