A good way to lose brain cells
John - hey, Timmy, did you write those youtube comments the other day?
Timmy - aRe U cAlLinG mE rEtaRdeD?
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When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.
Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.
Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.
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A youtube asshole is just like the name says
It is a common species of asshole found on youtube, there are several forms of youtube asshole:
1. Troll/Attention Whore - Fags who are aged 12 - 20, have too much free time on their hands, can't make any good combacks for shit, and go on alotta popular music videos and say shit like "this band is shit, i hate it, omg "
2. Fame Faggot - A popular douchebag ex. Fred, or tosh who thinks he's all that, and has alott of haters because he deserves them
3. The other person who wrote this same definition - because he doesnt try, acts like a douchebag, and i dont like him
Search a video about justin bieber is a fag
many fangirls or YOUTUBE ASSHOLES will post stuff like "dont hate justin cuz he's better than u" or "ur just jealous"
these are actual messages i encountered for commenting:
1."i was gonna verbally tear your ass apart, but then i saw u were a kid so i didn't"
2."faggot get a life"
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Someone who deliberately searches for youtube videos involving hunting, fishing, usage of water, or construction, and complains about killing animals / wasting water / using up land when they know nothing about overpopulation or the environment other than what they've seen in Disney movies.
Youtube Hippie: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT THAT BOAR, IT'S A LIVING CREATURE YOU MONSTER"
Intelligent Person: "Our state is extremely overpopulated by wild boars. They kill at least 50 people each year, and many would starve to death if not for population control"
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March 18 2021 YouTube decided to become more like tik tok .. all was at peace in the shorts world only re-uploaded povs lived there. Until October 23rd 2021… a small YouTuber decides to upload their first short ‘is pineapple on pizza good?’ Already a controversial subject but this was just beginning. October 28 they started using pngs to convey their emotions..it was innocent back then. November 26th jellybean loaded their troops and demand a pfp army, people out of the jellybean loop was scared to click on the comments . December 5th even lord jellybean was scared, scared of the power her army possessed! December 13th jellybean recalled the troops and told them to return to their normal pfp but they had too much power…. It truly started here… the subscribers spammed jelly bean with ‘it’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece‘ truly horrifying. December 16th jelly beans power got to them and starts enjoying it . But the very next day red velvety was born into the png ways. Many days later jelly bean attack everywhere you looked you hear the words ‘it’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece‘ even YouTube is brainwashed. Luckily our hero’s Come in like ‘the beak’ and ‘dankly’ to explain to us beta male villagers why jellybean is bad. After this was finished and done for chobuu and frost fox entered the png ways…This is when was lost hope. March 25 meowbah uploaded onto YouTube..all was lost..ALL IS LOST. That’s where we are today can we over come the demon meowbah and have peace
I have lost all my dignity, I have turned to the png YouTuber ways.
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Some one who talks tough on youtube. They will say anything in the comments section of youtube. Threatening guns, talking about drugs and generally saying something remotely related to the video that makes them sound tough.
This fag youtube gangster just wrote "id shoot 2Pac in the face, that nigga was a lil bitch and i woulda fucked him up"
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go to youtube and look up a popular video(if you like it or not). make a horrible comment making fun of it. pretty soon people will debate over the subject. and wallah, youtube wars.
on a lady gaga video say ses a lesbo that will do it in hell with Eva Braun. people will be very angry but some people will defend you. thats youtube wars
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