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MILF dud

A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.

"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "

by Joggles28 June 30, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis November 15, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 18, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milf Baby

The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.

Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.

by shav3dh3d December 30, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


milf in shower

When a milf is in the shower

Hey dude, last night i saw this sexy milf in shower!!!

by Norty milf July 15, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


milf mag

a porno all about MILF's

Dude I just got this new MILF mag, its so kick ass!!

by ken-dawg November 24, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž