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An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.
These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.
A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm
When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.
He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.
When someone is wearing a very ugly shirt or someones face
Joe:My god ,what is that face.Looked like he just had a plastic surgery fail!
Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.
OR
Kayla:*comes out of room*
John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.
The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously
Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well