Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

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cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

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alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.

wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him

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mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

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cook house

A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.

Where are you going?
I am going to the cook houseto get something to eat.

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Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

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Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

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