Fruit Dildo

A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...

Kid: *holding fruit dildo* i hate my life !!!

*see picture for reference*

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fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.

When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl

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fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

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Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

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the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

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the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

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fruit looped

Pouring milk and fruit loop in someone's gapping ass hole

Damn I just at fruit loops out of that ass doe~fruit looped

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