anal fruit

n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.

Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.

John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.

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fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.

When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl

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fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

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Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

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the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

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the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

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nipple fruit

either a raspberry that looks like a nipple or a nipple that looks like a raspberry

guy who is going to eat a raspberry: "hmm, nipple fruit"

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