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A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.
Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."
Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.
Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.
WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!
When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.
"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."
When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.
Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.
This act is done by one man, and one man only. They call him “Danger” because everyone fears him. His sexual fetish is one that is never heard of before, but encouraged for all. The “Stranger Danger” move involves clamping two pegs on your nipples and then rubbing tomato sauce all over your head and armpits.
I dare you to do the Stranger Danger on Kimmii
The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.
Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.
O shit, I got it from you then!