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Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time
Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.
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The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.
Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.
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A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.
Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.
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A person who is too lazy to write this so they're having a Type A personality write this for them. Pretty chill and relaxed and doesn't have a care in the world. Extremely lazy and just lets life happen as it does. Usually not so good in school since they don't care enough about it. Extremely jealous of Type A personalities but are too lazy to admit it.
Guy 1: So are you ever gunna write that paper of yours?
Guy 2: Nah, i'm a Type B personality, why would I?
Guy 1: Oh yea, i guess that makes sense. Wanna get some ice cream then?
Guy 2: Nah, that takes too much effort
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Google told me to "Search Google or type a URL, and im smart, so i decided not to make this word "Search Google or type a URL... Oh no... if someone tells u to search something, u dont put the word search in front of it? so why do it now?
Hey Jimmy, search google or type a URL for me plz.
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y u type this in when it's already there???
Type any word... types Type any word...
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The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.
2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.
I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.
Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
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