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the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.
cape may is the shit
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the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy
remember that may 26 is shrek day
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A day very special to me :3
You beTteR fuCk mE
"It's May 17 happy anniversary Jeremy :3"
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people with the largest cock were born on this day.
damn his dick is huge
that’s because he was born on may 18
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n. the one you loved and left behind.
attributed to Suzanne Vega
I'll never be your Maggie May.
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"dude its may 19th."
"so"
" ITS FRICKIN ASIAN APPRECIATION DAY!!"
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If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.
Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!
Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?
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