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someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
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2. someone who's life completely revolves around desi-planet.com and whose day is ruined when the site is down
"I think I need to be left alone, desi-planet.com brought me into this world, it took me under their wing and taught me the true meaning if life, of macking, of friendships and enemies, of politics and a culture. It truly was one of my best friends."
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One who does not understand that if they spend hours and hours on urban dictionary than they will be a 40 year old virgin. Even though he will know every sexual slang word that's on urban dictionary cause he was feeling horny a few times that he went on urban dictionary
an Urban Dictionary Addict cornered me in the hall and demanded I remove the entry I entered on Urban Dictionary about him.
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A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.
Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.
"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"
"Why?"
"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"
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A song by ieatmercury
Yo you listen to that new meth addicted catgirls?
Nigga wtf?
An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.
Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.
An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.
Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"
When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!