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miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”
32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
The male proceeds to shove his erect penis deeply into the mouth and throat of the female recipient. When the male happens to cum, the cum will drop out of her nose
Male: Hey babe, want me to give you a Ice age dragon?
Female: No, my nose still burns from last time
A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.
Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911
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A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.
"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."
A reason someone may give you, typically a guy, of why they cannot call you their S/O, mainly when you are at least 18 but younger than 21 while they are 21 or older. The reality is that at the age of 18 in the US an individual is legally free to make their own decisions about who they want to date as long as the person is 18 or older, and the reason someone may try to tell you otherwise can be one of several reasons:
1. They for whatever reason really do believe otherwise and if you try to convince them that isn't true it could come off to them as being pushy
2. They think you are lying about your age and are secretly under 18
3. The concept of older people dating people between the ages of 18-20 is looked down upon because it is believed that people ages 18-20 are immature, more vulnerable, and can be easily influenced and manipulated by older people
4. They don't like you that way and they're trying to make up a lie to not hurt your feelings
5. They do like you that way but they're afraid for some reason of commitment or falling in love with someone when they have been hurt before and afraid they will get hurt
6. They're afraid they might hurt you
7. They are a player and trying to play games with your emotions and string you along because it satisfies them but their ego is too big to actually like you or want to date you
"What is the biggest BS someone has tried to get you to believe?
The 21+ age restriction for dating!"